links for 2011-08-05 USPS posts $3.1 billion loss in Q3, warns of default – Yahoo! Finance Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is | The Onion – America's Finest News Source Cooped Up: Chickens Come Home to Roost for Urbanites With a Yen for Hen – WSJ.com The main attraction: a plastic-mesh-enclosed chicken run and a gray coop with green trim inhabited by five hens: Buffy-the-Wormslayer, Attila-the-Hen, Motherclucker, Bonita and Juanita.